S*P*Y*S ★ 1974 (PG)
An attempt to cash in on the success of “M* A* S* H,” this unfunny spy spoof details the adventures of two bumbling CIA men who botch a Russian defection, and get both sides after them. Usually competent director Kershner had a bad day. 87m/C VHS, DVD . Donald Sutherland, Elliott Gould, Joss Ackland, Zouzou, Shane Rimmer, Vladek Sheybal, Nigel Hawthorne; D: Irvin Kershner; W: Malcolm Marmorstein, Lawrence J. Cohen; M: Jerry Goldsmith.