Santa with Muscles
Santa with Muscles ★½ 1996 (PG)
Cartoonish holiday-themed comedy finds the Hulkster as Scrooge-like millionaire Blake Thorne. Through a series of stupid circumstances, Thorne winds up in a Santa suit in a shopping mall hiding from the cops. But a blow to the head makes him believe he's the Jolly-Old-Elf himself and he comes to the aid of a local orphanage, whose tykes are about to be evicted. Silly's the kindest thing to say. 97m/C VHS . Hulk Hogan, Don Stark, Ed Begley Jr., Clint Howard, Robin Curtis, Garrett Morris, Adam Wylie; D: John Murlowski; W: Jonathan Bond, Fred Mata, Dorrie Krum Raymond; C: Michael Gfelner; M: James Covell.