Meet the Spartans
Meet the Spartans WOOf! 2008 (PG-13)
Brain-dead spoof of the hardly cerebral but ripe for parody “300” swords-and-sandals epic hangs on the story of Leonidas (Maguire) leading his fierce army of 13 into battle against the invading hordes of Xerxes (Davitian), supported by his Queen Margo (Electra). But plot hardly matters as Seltzer and Friedberg once again scrape the bottom of the pop-culture barrel for a make-it-stop string of lazy swipes at movies and celebs buoyed by body-function gags and gay jokes that barely bother to be funny, let alone subversive. Way too long and way too dumb. 83m/C DVD . US Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, Diedrich Bader, Sean Maguire, Method Man, Phil Morris, Travis Van Winkle, Jareb Dauplaise; D: Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg; W: Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg.