Witless Protection Woof! 2008 (PG-13)
Another unsuccessful, unnecessary, and unfunny vehicle for Larry the Cable Guy. This time around Larry plays a dimwitted cop who kidnaps a woman in witness protection because he thinks the FBI agents at her side are ruthless drug dealers. Genius screenplay! It take about 90 minutes for him to realize his mistake, allowing plenty of time to insert lame fart jokes and zingers about Arabs along the way. Larry needs to start making like a real cable guy and keep us waiting a long time before we see the likes of him on screen again. 97m/C DVD . US Larry the Cable Guy, Ivana Milicevic, Yaphet Kotto, Peter Stormare, Jenny McCarthy, Eric Roberts, Joe Mantegna; D: Charles Robert Carner; W: Charles Robert Carner; C: Michael Goi; M: Eric Allaman.