Surf Ninjas ★★½ Surf Warriors 1993 (PG)
Action comedy for the kiddies finds two young surfer dudes who are actually the long-lost crown princes of the obscure nation of Patu San. The country's incompetent (what a surprise, it's Nielsen) warlord wants the boys to stay lost. Lame jokes and tame martial arts sequences. 87m/C VHS, DVD . Kelly Hu, Ernie Reyes Jr., Nick Cowen, Leslie Nielsen, Tone Loc, Rob Schneider, John Karlen, Ernie Reyes Sr.; D: Neal Israel; W: Dan Gordon; C: Arthur Albert; M: David Kitay.