House of the Dead 2003

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House of the Dead Woof! 2003 (R)

Cinematic trainwreck Uwe Boll attempts to make the filmmakers behind “Super Mario Brothers” feel better about themselves by directing one of the worst video game movies ever (and that's saying something). Four actors you could care less about travel to a remote island for the lamest rave ever captured on film (it has a baked goods tent… honestly) and, surprise, surprise, hordes of the undead start chomping on the extras. B-movie mainstays like Jurgen Prochnow and Clint Howard sleepwalk past the camera occasionally, but the real star is Boll's near-legendary technical ineptitude. Take a shot every time you notice a glaring gaffe and, trust us, you'll be dead long before the movie's over. 90m/C VHS, DVD, UMD . GE CA US Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso, Clint Howard, Ellie Cornell, Will Sanderson, Sonya Salomaa, Michael Eklund, David Palffy, Jurgen Prochnow, Erica Durance, Anthony Harrison, Ona Grauer, Enuka Okuma, Kira Clavell; D: Uwe Boll; W: Mark Altman, David Parker; C: Mathias Neumann; M: Reinhard Besser, Oliver Lieb.