This Thing of Ours

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This Thing of Ours ★ 2003

Lame wiseguy movie hits all the cliches as broadly as possible. Ambitious hood Nick Santini (Provenzano) wants to impress the old New Jersey mobsters so he schemes with some pals to use computers to siphon off money from bank accounts worldwide and stash the cash offshore. Provenzano went to prison for tax evasion and racketeering so you'd think his experience would make the flick more compelling—no dice. 100m/C DVD . US Christian Maelen, Louis Vanaria, Frank Vincent, James Caan, Danny Provenzano, Vincent Pastore; D: Danny Provenzano; W: Danny Provenzano, Tewd A. Bohus.