Pyrates ★ 1991 (R)
Real life husbandwife team of Bacon and Sedgwick try to provide fireworks as hot, hot lovers in the forgettable one. For the price of this one you can buy a newspaper and chewing gum instead. Use both at the same time and you'll be ahead of everyone involved in this senseless hoot. 98m/C VHS . Kevin Bacon, Kyra Sedgwick, Bruce Payne, Kristin DattiloHayward; D: Noah Stern.