Just Married ★½ 2003 (PG-13)
Mismatched newlyweds Tom (Kutcher) and Sarah (Murphy) find slapstick situations and jealousy instead of romantic bliss on their European honeymoon. Tom's a sports-lovin' regular guy, and Sarah's the well-educated daughter of a Beverly Hills tycoon. In Europe, they must deal with that, along with every ugly American and snooty European stereotype in the book, er, script. Kutcher plays his usual pretty-boy doofus, but Murphy is wasted in a stupid movie seemingly designed to give Kutcher pin-up status. 94m/C VHS, DVD . US Ashton Kutcher, Brittany Murphy, Christian Kane, David Moscow, Monet Mazur, David Rasche, Veronica Cartwright, Raymond J. Barry, Thad Luckinbill, David Agranov, Taram Killam; D: Shawn Levy; W: Sam Harper; C: Jonathan Brown; M: Christophe Beck.