The Boatniks ★★½ 1970 (G)
An accident-prone Coast Guard ensign finds himself in charge of the “Times Square” of waterways: Newport Harbor. Adding to his already “titanic” problems is a gang of ocean-going jewel thieves who won't give up the ship! 99m/C VHS, DVD . Robert Morse, Stefanie Powers, Phil Silvers, Norman Fell, Wally Cox, Don Ameche, Kelly Thordsen; D: Norman To-kar; M: Robert F. Brunner.