Frozen Assets ★ 1992(PG-13)
Pathetic attempt at comedy from Long and Bernsen. He's an ambitious executive who finds the “bank” of his corporation's latest acquisition deals in sperm and not cash. Still, he expects this acquisition to be a success and comes up with a number of tacky ways, much to the horror of the facility's administrator, to make that profit margin grow. 93m/C VHS. Corbin Bernsen, Shelley Long, Larry Miller, Dody Goodman, Gerrit Graham, Paul Sand, Teri Copley, Matt Clark, John Bloom; D: George Miller; W: Don Klein, Tom Kartozian.