Billie Jean to Lab Practical

Follow along with the lyrics so it can be easier to understand what I am singing so incoherently. Lil bit o' me, doing a lil bit o' silly. Don't worry, I won't quit my day job. I don't want to be a singer, just a biochemist. This is just to help me study. Disclaimer: I screw up a lot although the lyrics match to the original beat. Just posting this in case it helps others study and provides laughs. Lyrics: [1st Verse] She Was More Like vertebrate with an axial I saw binocularly, and a more bubble head who is analogous has same structure She said bacteria shapes are dots- baccillus, sphere- coccus [2nd Verse] She said kingdom protista most complex, of single cells Then Euglenophyta live in fresh water, have chloroplasts who will dance by their flagellum [Bridge] Chrysophyta- diatoms live in marine and fresh And Go Around photosynthetic SiO2 Ciliophora- paramecium move by cilia Phylum Mastigophora- trypanasoma in blood smear [Chorus] Sarcodina- ex amoeba pseudopodia; live in fresh, marine, soil Cnidaria- hydra, obelia Cnidoblasts with nematocysts [3rd Verse] For genus hydra And genus obelia The polyps Were On Her Side But Who Can Stand gastrovascular Genus Physalia commonly called portuguese man-o-war Scyphozoa aurelia or jellyfish, zygote grown (planula larva) [4th Verse] Sea anemones and corals- anthozoa Phylum Platyhelminthes planaria, flukes and tapeworms belong Three tissue layers Flatworms acoelomate, gut continuous [Bridge] Class Turbellaria, planaria-- dugesia fresh Pharynx on the outside. Trematoda class Called flukes are parasitic with mouth; sucks Purpose to hold on and have kids Complicated life cycles Class cestoda, tapeworms [Chorus] Have hooks and suckers for holding. Second largest phylum is the mollusca Ventral muscular foot, mantle Pelecypoda , bivalve Circulatory, digestive system separate Incurrent, excurrent siphons Class grastropoda, snails etc have radula for the mouth Cephalopoda class, octopus with suction discs Annelida, true coelom Class Oligocharta, lumbricus- earthworm Bristles, setae for movement Surface area for absorption- typhlosole Longitudinal layer, circular layer Class Polychaeta, nereis Parapodia for movement Class Hirudinea, means leech In fresh and marine water