I am SANCHO...

MAXXX ORBISON: What's your name, again? SANCHO: I am Sancho. MAXXX ORBISON: Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time. What makes you think you'd be good at porno? SANCHO: I am Sancho. MAXXX ORBISON: That's great... but what do you DO? SANCHO: What do I do? I am Sancho! MAXXX ORBISON: And...? SANCHO: And there are many Jeffs in the world, and many Toms as well. But I... am Sancho. MAXXX ORBISON: Aaand...? SANCHO: Are you Sancho? No you are not Sancho. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford is not Sancho. But I... MAXXX ORBISON: You... are Sancho! SANCHO: That's right. MAXXX ORBISON: Okay, you're hired. SANCHO: Of course MAXXX ORBISON: You get a hundred bucks a scene. We're shooting one tonight. It's on the volcano set with the assfuck twins. *buzzer rings* MAXXX ORBISON: Yeah? INTERCOM: Boss, Joe Young is here to see you. He says it's very important. MAXXX ORBISON: God dammit. Send him in. MAXXX ORBISON: What do you want hung? I'm very, very busy. JOE YOUNG: Well Mr. Orbison I just came by to tell you that I have to quit. SANCHO: Oh my god it's Orgazmo! JOE YOUNG: I'm not Orgazmo! SANCHO: I'm Sancho...