Bo Burnham- H-O-A-R (with lyrics)

Lyrics to H-O-A-R : Well I'm the girl for every high school guy Yeah I got everything A little shirt and a skirt so high Every month you can spot a cotton tampon string I'll drop my books and then I'll bend and then I'll bend a little more Everybody thinks Ashley's my best friend Well that bitch is a whore With a capital H-O-A-R Ignorance is bliss Who needs feminism With an ass like this And a capital H-O-A-R You guys liking what you see Cause if beauty's on the inside You might as well go inside me Well I'm the guy for that high school girl Yeah partying is my life In a few hours I'll be hitting the gym And in a few years I'll be hittin' my wife You know I like to hang loose No way! So does my crotch Well I hope you brought your man juice Cause I bought scotch With a Capital One No-Hassle card Stolen from my dad Dignity is overrated Self respect's a fad Well I'm like a game of baseball Cause there's something you might catch Well and if you put out I'd say that we're a perfect I'd say that we're a perfect I guess that we're a perfect match A perfect match A perfect match All Credit Goes To Bo Burnham http://www.youtube.com/boburnham