Cell Song (T-Dog & K-Money)

For a biology project, our teacher needed a song for the student to help them memorize cell organelles and their functions. Luckily, T-Dog and K-Money come to the rescue to deliver a song based off of the original Flobots song, Handlebars. This is the live presentation for the class, a real video will be posted soon. Hope you enjoy. Lyrics: I know all about Prokaryotes Prokaryotes Prokaryotes I know all about Eukaryotes Eukaryotes Eukaryotes Look at me, look at me Cells are the smallest things to be ALIVE Im Archae bacteria My environments extreme you see Surrounded by a capsule Surrounded by a cell wall Surrounded by a Plasma membrane All of which holds me together Cell wall of peptidoglycan Keepin pathogens from strikin What helps is for the cell to move, With flagella you cant lose Now inside is the Cytoplasm Contains organelles with enthusiasm Of which being the nucleoid region Containing DNA, not Norwegians I can make proteins with my ribosomes With my ribosomes With my ribosomes I can conjugate my genome My genome My genome Look at me Look at me Binary Fission helps me DIVIDE Into daughter cells And replicate my organelles (But most)Eukaryotes divide sexually Animal Centrioles help this to be Eukaryotes have a nucleus Nuclear envelope surrounding it It contains the chromosomes to genes and DNA its a home Then there is the nucleolus Its job in the cell is to control it It manufactures ribosomes That are sent * out of its dome The Rough ER they soon hit And help with protein synthesis I can store material in my vacuoles In my Vacuoles In my Vacuoles And my Smooth ER produces lipids And sex hormones And transports them (Instrumental) Shout outs -K Dorf -Bogues -Paul -Kristen -VINCENT  Look at me Look at me Dividing and I wont stop The plant cell wall Chuck Norris Will chop Plants Cells Photosynthesize With * their chloroplasts This you will memorize And surely have * a blast Cytoplasm holds* the cell together All within the cell membrane Which regulates * how and whether Pathogens will * break * its chain Golgi apparatus will synthesize Transport, package, and modify (proteins) It contains the trans and cis No way to deny this And I can kill the cell with the Lysosome With the Lysosome With the Lysosome (through Apoptosis) I can replicate my Chromosomes My Chromosomes My Chromosomes (And) see mitochondria makin energy Making energy Make that ATP Using Chemistry Mr. Hawley Mr. Hawley Mr. Hawley I know all about Prokaryotes Prokaryotes Prokaryotes I know all about Eukaryotes Eukaryotes Eukaryotes (Cool Beans)