The Colbert Report - Absinthe abstinence

PLEAES READ THIS! IMPORANT INFO! Please rate and add comments and subscribe and whatever else! The Colbert Report - The WØRD - Colbert takes a pledge of abstinence from absinthe with his younger veiwers: "I, state your name, do hereby pledge to practice absinthe-tinence by remaining absinthe-tinent from absinthe." "Since absinthe incidents in many instences induce incipient synthetic inspiration, and sinister synthetic insistance on sin, I sincerely insist I'll be absent from instances of absinthe injestion this instant." To view the full clip, go to this link on the Colbert Nation website: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/123820/october-29-2007/the-word---absinthetinence US Copyright Office: Derivative Works wrote: A "derivative work," that is, a work that is based on (or derived from) one or more already existing works, is copyrightable if it includes what the copyright law calls an "original work of authorship." Derivative works, also known as "new versions," include such works as translations, musical arrangements, dramatizations, fictionalizations, art reproductions, and condensations. Any work in which the editorial revisions, annotations, elaborations, or other modifications represent, as a whole, an original work of authorship is a derivative work or new version. Thank you ColbertsMyHero for finding this rule statement thing. What now Viacom?