Old Man Stan - Bas Vegas Holiday..Yep Vange Basildon

Old Man Stan - Bas Vegas Holiday Tonights Episode ... VANGE! Yer! Most nights after his Tea, Stan likes to take a little stroll round the Manor. Sometimes he walks and walks ..and walks some more, when suddenly he realises that he's wandered a little too far. Especially when the nights get colder and darker. Hurry home now Stan ..you've only got your slippers on you know.. you'll cath your death me old son. I was walkin through Pitsea Got to Vange it was nearly night I heard a young voice next to me It made my arse cheeks tense up with fright I saw two Chavvys, one knife Two Bargain Booze guzzlers They looked at me I shit myself Then one said to the other Whoa look at that opld man over there.. Lets go and proper rinse him out ..Hey Old Man! I say Dont like Bas Vegas Oh No! We love it Dont like Bas Vegas Oh No! We love it Dont get frantic Old Man Got to pay some respect Dont you walk past me bro Coz you aint leaving Vange yet. Well he looked down at my Nokia He said wanit for me muvva I said Youre avin a tin bath son 30 quid from cash converters He said I want it Ill chore it coz weez Redgrave Road massive it am so phat you met us you as found yourself in Vange and your alone The last bus has gone.. it has tho innit! And I say Dont like Vange Hill Drive.. Oh No! We love it Dont like that Dews Green.. Oh No! We love it Dont be running old man Coz youll just get a stitch Dont you walk past me bro Coz you aint leaving Vange yet. I hurried back down Clay Hill Road Wishing I was much younger Then a Chavette beside me said This Kebab is like Viagra She said You taste it.. you want it You can lick it for a fiver And if you bite it I like it then get stoned on Bas Vegas Holiday And I say Don't like Bas Vegas.. Oh No! I love it Don't like Chav Vegas.. Oh No! I love it oh yea Dont you go there at night Less you really are fit Dont you go there at night Even Rambo is scared of it! Don't like Chav Vegas I love it (Bas Vegas Holiday) Don't like Bas Vegas I love it (Bas Vegas Holiday) Don't like Bas Vegas I love it (Bas Vegas Holiday)