Two Pints Comic Relief Special Stop Thinking Start Drinking plus lyrics

BBC Two Pints comic relief special this is a part of the bbc no copyright here Lyrics When youre feeling sad Cause the pubs about to close, When youve had a dodgy curry, And youve thrown up down your clothes If youre really scared That your tits may start to droop If Arthur has shat himself And youve sat in his poop Stop Thinking, Start drinking! Dont matter if its beer or wine, Crack a can and youll be fine! Stop Thinking, Start drinking! Theres no point trying to resist, Cause its all better when youre pissed! When you feel a twat Because you just lost the quiz, And when youve had a wank, And youre covered in your jizz If your car is broke And that wankers your mechanic If youve told a joke And its sunk like the titanic Neeear, Faaar Whereeeever you aarrreee!!!... Stop thinking, Start drinking, If you need to have a talk, Youre better off popping a cork! Stop thinking, start drinking! Theres no problem known to man, That can't be solved with a beer can When youre feeling horny But your girlfriends feeling ill, When youve had dirty sex And forgot to take your pill If youre feeling down Because youre on the shelf, Wipe away that tearful frown And thank god youre not welsh! And we were singing hymns and arias 'Land of my Fathers Ar hyd y nos Stop thinking, start drinking! Dont matter if its beer or wine Just crack a can and youll be fine! Stop thinking, start drinking! In the morning youll feel crap, Tonights the night that you can rap! Dont be fooled when you dip them in your tea, Theyre not, theyre not gonna make you happy I got my lovely crunchy biscuits And Im gonna say it again case you missed it I aint dunking no girl like a biscuit I aint gonna change so dont try to twist it! Balamory! Stop thinking, start drinking! Why be sober anytime? Lifes more fun when soaked in wine! Stop thinking, start drinking! Everyone get off their face Make the world a better place! Stop thinking, start drinking, Yeeaah! Yeeaaah! Yeeaaah! YEAH!