Family with Son and Daughter

Plot Synopsis: The Pied Piper of America, Michael, devises a crafty plan to steal Chinese children from their parents. He uses the guise of a hiking trip to lure the unsuspecting children into his cave back in the United States. Before he can act, the parents become suspicious of this foreign operative, and come up with a counter-plan. "All we have to do is woo him with the glory of our Chinese culture, then he will never have cause to return to the decadent West," thinks Mama Zhang. They present him with a traditional Chinese tea ceremony, illuminating all the wonders of Chinese tea, and by transferrence, the majesty of Chinese civilization. Intoxicated with the heady aromas of Oolong, he gives up his clandestine designs and devotes himself to a life of quiet study. When a local maiden tries to force him into marriage, he declines. "Sinology is my bride now, and scholarship my honeymoon." Outraged at her rejection, the lovely maiden falls into a frenzy, "A curse upon your ancestors, Michael. Who needs you and your green card, anyway."