Youtube Poop - Don't EVER Cum In Your Toaster!!!

My very first Youtube Poop! Story: The king is on drugs, and can't stop saying "we" and "Hmmmm", and link is starting to feel horny for Zelda. Impa tells zelda that Link will f*ck everyone, but she will f*ck spagetti! It is illegal for Link to f*ck everybody, but Mario says he should. So link sets out on his adventure to f*ck everyone and anyone. And comes back a month later as the ultimate stud muffin! The king forces Zelda to forfill her destiny and f*ck spagetti, but she refuses. Mario's music starts to annoy the king, and he tells him to stop. The gene (who is a faggot) asks mario if Link is beautiful, and he says no. Then all the sudden mario and Link get in a fight. Link threatens Mario by saying he will cum in his toaster. So he does, but then gets electricuted and dies. And everyone has a wonderful time!