I Want To Eat Chinese Food Off Your Ass

Windy City Times | June 25, 2008| | Copyright

You know what?

You know what I want to do?

I want to eat chicken chow mein off yr ass

I want you naked on a six-foot platter with roast pork

Chow mein served on your ass.

I want chicken with black bean sauce, and I want it off your ass.

Fried chicken nuggets with broccoli eat it off your ass.

I want to eat Double Delight Baby Shrimp off your ass.

I want to flick little green peas out of the crevice of your ass.

Diced chicken with cashew nuts on your butt.

I want to know what a barbecue spare rib tastes like eaten off your ass.

That, and sautéed shredded beef sautéed on your ass.

I want to ...

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