If shoe fits, wear it; if it doesn't, go barefoot or bear a bunion

From: Lancaster New Era Lancaster, PA | Date: January 5, 2007| Author: Jack Brubaker | Copyright information

The podiatrist tells the Scribbler to bare his feet and examine his big toes, something the Scribbler almost never does.

The Scribbler occasionally attempts to transform personal misfortune into a funny, informative newspaper column.

So here's an effort to turn bunions into bunionade.

Actually, there's only one bunion. More specifically, there's an excess of bone on the outside of the big toe of the Scribbler's right foot.

Most bunions dev...

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