The Style Invitational; WEEK III: THE "STY"LE INVITATIONAL

From: The Washington Post | Date: February 13, 2000 | Copyright information

"Man"tra--Beer and broads. Beer and broads. Beer and broads.

"Metro"nome--That repetitive woman's voice that admonishes you to stand clear of the doors.

"Gal"axy--A bevy of female film stars.

Ex"clam"ation--The phlegmy sound one makes when startled while drinking liquid.

"Cop"ulation--Sex with handcuffs.

Mans"laugh"ter--Accidentally killing someone by giving him a noogie.

Okay, "we" are back. You voted for The Czar of The Style Invitational over The Uncle of The Style Invitational. But the voting was closer than we'd hoped, and we are humbled. Therefore The Czar has decided to make a ...

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