The Style Invitational; Week IX: Plainly Ridiculous

From: The Washington Post | Date: March 26, 2000 | Copyright information

"This country will be in the damnedest crisis it ever faced."

--Jim Johnson, president of the Owner-Operator Independent Drivers Association, predicting what will happen if the nation does not help truckers cope with rising fuel costs.

Plain English version: "We are huge. Our muscles have bulging blue veins. We drink beer and drive vehicles that can penetrate brick walls. Do you want us angry?"

"Property owners are like Regis Philbin: We just want a final answer."

--Jerry Howard, lobbyist for a national home builders' association, in support of a House bill that would streamline zoning ...

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