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Am I miffed about being uninvited to Joan's nuptials? Darling, I'm far too young
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As Joan Collins weds for the fifth time, the tale of a pounds
375,000 fee and the 'old friends' who won't be there ONE cannot, it
would appear, go anywhere at the moment without being accosted by
some old fruit with an invitation to Joan Collins's wedding. Michael
Caine, Johnny Gold, Ruby Wax - honestly, the poor dear has wrung her
contacts book absolutely dry on this one.
All I can say is that it's a good job the thing didn't clash with
the Oldie awards. From a party organiser's point of view, one simply
could not compete with Joan's nuptials.
As readers of this newspaper may already be ...
