Jim McBeth's Week: Greedfest again and the Visigoths are revolting

From: The Scotsman | Date: December 28, 2002| Author: | Copyright information

SUNDAY

Wet. Three days ... just three more.

MONDAY

Wet. A day nearer Greedfest. I feel the cloak of depression slowly swathing my body in black folds. You think I'd be used to it being an old fart.

TUESDAY

Wet. Not to put a fine point on it, it is pande-f***ing-monium in the streets. Has there been an announcement on the news that marauding Visigoths have been sighted near the city walls?

WEDNESDAY

Wet. Up all night drinking the blood of virgins. Well, what else could I do? I needed something to cheer me up. Isn't it time we just dispersed, went to our homes, and cancelled this nauseating, ...

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