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A FAMILY VERSION OF `THE PRICE IS RIGHT'
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BILL ERVOLINO
The Record (Bergen County, NJ)
01-22-1995
A FAMILY VERSION OF `THE PRICE IS RIGHT'
By BILL ERVOLINO
Date: 01-22-1995, Sunday
Section: LIFESTYLE
Edition: All Editions -- Sunday
Far be it from me to return to my parents' house less than three
weeks after the holidays, but there was a national emergency,
communicated to me via an anguished phone call. It was her. (Surprise!)
ME: Hello?
HER: Billy?
ME (Thinking quickly): Uh ... Mr. Billy no here. Call please
tomorrow.
HER: You're not making pancakes, are you?
ME: What are you talking about?
She went on to tell me that the super deluxe ...
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