Coming up Trumps; She's the most famous divorcee in the world - and probably the most elusive, as Jo Wiltshire discovered, when she finally managed to meet Ivana Trump aboard her yacht off Monte Carlo.

Byline: JO WILTSHIRE

Arriving in Monaco to interview Ivana Trump on her yacht, I excitedly imagine that she will welcome us on board with a grand sweep of her bejewelled hand, a tinkling 'Dahlinks, hello!' and perhaps even a buck's fizz or two. The first thing she does, however, is ban us from using her loo.

'Madame would prefer that you use the cafe over the road,' says her stewardess apologetically. And while we're talking rules, could we take off our shoes (they mark the decks), put towels under the camera tripods (they might disturb the uniform pile of the…