MOCK TUDORS! With bosom heaving at the thought of being Catherine Parr to Jonny's King Henry, our reporter turns wench to land a role in the next series of The Tudors with hilarious results...(News)

The Daily Mail (London, England) | May 30, 2009 | Copyright

Byline: by Michelle Fleming

OROMEO, ROMEO! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name because Romeo Rhys Meyers sounds, well, a little odd, quite frankly. Well, that's not quite how it happened. But it's how I imagined my first big screen test next to Jonny, the man I hoped to wed and bed, in that order.

So on Wednesday I sashayed along to the open casting call for The Tudors, wearing a staggeringly ostentatious gold velvet dress and with my bosom heaving, I set out to bag Jonny, along with a thousand other Dubliners of assorted ages. ...

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