Care and handling of a husband.(THE HOME FORUM)

From: The Christian Science Monitor | Date: September 22, 2008| Author: | Copyright information

Byline: David Martin

Congratulations on the acquisition of your brand-new 2008 husband. You have chosen the best that the 21st century has to offer in the way of life partners. While your 2008 husband is built to last a lifetime, these care and handling instructions will help you get the most out of your man.

Laundry instructions

Although we have implemented many improvements in this year's model (e.g. limited childcare abilities and an automatic inclination to put the toilet seat down), we have not yet perfected an automatic laundering option.

Thus, you must ...

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