Up the Shatt al Arab without a paddle... LITTLEJOHN.(Column)

From: The Daily Mail (London, England) | Date: April 10, 2007 | Copyright information

Byline: RICHARD LITTLEJOHN

DAYS like this it's difficult to know where to start.

My initial instinct was to send up the whole business and turn the column into a spoof Great Buy-Ups In History.

You know the sort of thing: Churchill - My Battle With The Bottle.

Boadicea - I Feared I Was Going To Be Raped By The Romans.

Nelson - Hardy, and The Truth Behind That Kiss.

The Light Brigade - We Apologise To The Russians And Thank Them For Their Kindness.

To be honest, when I tipped a bucketload over all concerned in Friday's Mail, I did wonder if perhaps I'd ...

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