Plankton's insidious technosexual agenda.(Viewpoint) From: National Catholic Reporter | Date: February 18, 2005| Author: Hans, Dennis | COPYRIGHT 2005 National Catholic Reporter. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan.  All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group.Copyright information

Lost amid the foolish media chatter about the sexual orientation of SpongeBob SquarePants--a cartoon character best described as an exuberant, good-natured and totally nonsexual sponge-shaped kid who has a full-time job as a fry cook at the bottom of the sea--is the one matter that should rightly concern every parent of an impressionable child: the alternative lifestyle of the character who, because of his tiny stature, is most likely to appeal to tiny viewers and shape their choic...